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Chakram Vaani (May 2020 Horoscope)

Horoscope May 2020

 

Mitron or Saheliyo, Now we gonna start horoscope for MAY kyuki april to Corona ke Karan Lockdown me hi Jaega or kai logo ka to MAY bhi aadha(Red Zone wale). Matlab bhavishya me kab kiski lanka lagegi or kab kisko milenge pakode or vo bhi paneer ke..Ye sab janenge hum abhi ,Yaha Yahi. To Bhaiya shuru krte hai.

 

ARIES (Mesh)

To Bhaiya baat krte hai mesh raashi ki. Ye MAY ka mahina aap logo ke career ke liye kafi important rhene wala hai. bhaiya school ki pareeksha me to pass ho jaoge par family ki pareeksha me lanka lag sakti hai. But dont you worry mere bhaiyo jeena isi ka naam hai or baba chakram humara naam hai. Bhaiyo baat kre hum prem prasang ki yani ki love life ki. Apke pyare or sweet Husband ya wife ki to vo munni ko badnam hone se bacheyga or aapke sab jakhmo pe jhandu baam lgayega. Or paise ki tension nahi hai. Or haa corona se bachne ka congratulation.

 

Tauraus (Vrushabh)

Are bhaiya is mahine aap logo ki to chandi hone wali hai. Bhencho aandha Paisaa. Bhaiya agar nibba ya nibbi ho to school ke sare imtihaan me pass ho jaoge. But ek baat sunlo ishq di gali vich no entry. Kyuki May cheekh cheekh ke keh rha NA BHAI BA HUMKO PYAR VYAR KUCH NAHI CHAHIYE, HUMKO PAISA CHAHIYE PAISA. Or ha paisa kamate kamate apne ghutno me hawa mat bharwa lena. So, please take care of your ghutna vo nahi chahiye chootna.

 

Gemini (Mithun)

Mithun, matlab Gemini. nahi vo mithun thoda ajeeb lagta hai you know na mithun maithun same same. Are vo hero bhi to hai to thoda Awkward ho jata hai. Aur haa mithun rashi walo ka hai bhi weird hi. Mili juli si sarkar hai. Na sala ander hai na bahar hai.

Job me ache to uljhan me vyapar hai. Par Family hai inke sath to ghanta tension ki hai koi baat. Achanak paisa milega par shareer bhut dard krega. Matlab aapke lagenge l**de ya aap khayenge pakode ye to ab samay hi batayega

 

Cancer (Karak)

Apke pad partishtha or sammaan me hogi vridhi. Or student bhi chadhenge success ki seedhi. Thode rahoge busy kyuki for all the above success you have to do hardwork. Kyuki free me to ghanta kisi ko kuch nahi milta. Or ha lovers ke love marriage ke chances hai. Par ek salah ki karwana mat. Karwa ke qila to fateh kr loge par raja nahi ban paoge. Or shadi shuda ho to is khadde ko kabhi ni bhar paoge.

 

Leo (Singh)

Aap logo ka career to burj khaleefa ki uchaiyon ko chooone wala hai par waha pahuchne pe paise milenge ke nahi ye doubt hai. Nibba or nibbi ’s tumhara dimag padhai me jada lagega, or family ki baat kre to apko apni harqato ka bhut dhyaan rakhna padega kyuki ek kulta pure kutumb ke vinash ka karan ban skti hai. Or Couples jo shadi ke alawa sab kar chuke, Trust each other and Grow together or jo Shadi wala kaand bhi kr chuke tumhara kuch nahi hone wala and You have to take care, l**de kabhi bhi lag skte hai. But dont worry because Lion hai tu Lion ROAR.

 

Virgo (Kanya)

Kanya ye sirf Rashi hai iska Gender se kuch lena dena nahi hai. Aap log is mahine kaam me  fatte chakne wale ho. Matlab apne Faad hi deni sabki or Is mahine ayega aapke pass ANDHA PAISA. Family ki baat kre to apke kutumb me koi Kulta nahi hai so you dont have to worry about anything. All are available to support you. Nibba and Nibbis ye waqt hai pyar ke exam ka. Or Jo Shadi wala ladu kha chuke, Bhai logo tension nahi lene ka. Kyuki is mahine waise hi andha paisa aane wala hai from different- different Strot. Ha but is khushi me jada pee ke ultiya ni karni. You have to take care about your health also.

 

Libra (Tula)

Is mahine apki zindagi apki rashi ki tarah hogi. Kono chinta ka zarurat nahi hai Balance bana rhega. Career me aap logo ko Milenge Paneer ke Pakode smooth and crispy Results yani totally delicious. Par job walo Pakodo me Chatni dhyaan se lagana kahi mirchi na lag jaye. Bhaiya family or Health me to lagegi lanka. Premi jodo ke prem pe hogi shanka. Or bhai Shadi Shuda to waise hi Balance krne me lge rhte hai, Par bhiya kuch bhi ho Shadi ka ladoo khane se jo sugar hui hai uska dhyaan jrur rakhna. Health bhhi to jaruri hai kyuki.

 

Scorpio (Vrishchik)

Vrishchik walo ke career me nahi hogi koi chik chik. Vo kehte hai its a cake walk but only for this month. Par haa team ki ladkio se jada Babu Shona karoge to Kona Dikha Dengi. And bhaiya one minute ka silence and phir agli breaking news. Ki jaise jaise mahina aage badega you have to take care of your parents health. Kya hai na maa- baap ke chakkar me koi backchodi nahi. And love bois ek baat jaan le ki vo bulati hai magar jane ka nahi. Or shadi shuda logo ka kamasutra, aamsutra ki tarah meetha rahega.

 

 Sagittarius (Dhanu)

Naukri wale mendhak shuruaat me kuaa badalne ki sochenge. 9 may ke baad  naukri wale majnu ke tile se ho jayenge burj khalifa. Or ho skta hai labour charges bhi bada diye jaaye. aur bhaiya ee jo students hai na ooo ho sakta hai is bar pass ho jaye. Par ha sirf rashi padhne se pass nahi hoge. Parivaar me bhasad mach sakti hai or shadi shuda mardo ko unki aukaat dikhai ja skti hai. Par is mahine paise ki tension nahi hai.

 

Capricorn (Makar)

Makar rashi wale bhaiya logo ko koi tension nahi hai. Bus thoda health ka care take rakhna. Baki bhaiya aaap logo ki to paancho unglia or sir ghee me. Mera matlab ghee ka dabba bada hoga, sir kadai me nahi dalenge. Or bhaiya is mahine tum ho loge qatai artist. Is mahine to aap prem ke sagar me aap gote lgate hi jaoge par thoda kharcha hoga to bhaiya taiyar rehna.

 

Aquaries (Kumbh)

Career me tum logo ko milne wala hai andha sukh or ho sakta hai pushpak viman me international  yatra karne ka bhi mauka mile. Or bhaiya student ho to degree ka pushpak viman aapke hath lag skta hai. Waise to kisi mahaan baba ne kaha hai ki happy women is myth par fir bhi aap is mahine unko khush rakhne ki naakam koshish krte hue kaam krenge or agar aap istri hai to aap kuch bhi kr sakte hai. Or bhai mana Paisa aandha hai par dekh ke kharch karna. or Haan, Kumbh rashi walo may ke mahine ko kumbh ka mela samjh ke kaho mat jana kyuki aapki health me GDP ki tarah giravat aa sakti hai.

 

Pisces (Meen)

Meen Rashi wale to career ke samundar me gote laga kr aage badte jayenge. Par haa agar aap Student to please take care NEMO or FANY ki tarah goom  bhi ho sakte ho to bhut dhyaan se chalna. Shadi shuda logo ke liye kuch naya nahi hai aap is mahine KAAM ka nahi sirf aam ka anand hi le  payenge. Or premi jodo se aam ki guthliya bhi chin sakti hai to dhyan rakhe or dusre baag me jane ki koshish na kre. Par apne apne GDP I mean health ka dhyan rkhe kyuki paisa beshak aandha hoga par health is must.

 

To Bhaiyo or Saheliyo, ye tha is mahina ka Horoscope CHAKRAM BABA ki zubaani. For more entertainment bane rahiye CHAKRAM BABA ke sath vo kya kehte hai Stay Tuned!

 

3 Comments

  1. I wish aissa horoscope har mahine padhne ko mile… padhne m hi itna mja aaya ki sbka hi padh lia…..
    U r so talented ♥️.

  2. U r so talented..i wish we could get chakrambaba’s horoscope every month… padhne me itna mja aaya ki sbka hi pdh lia … keep doing this.

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