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Tik Tok v/s Carryminati

Haan to bhai, aisa hai, ki ye tik tok or youtube ki so called community mein hun hun dabang, kati salman bhai type chal rela, uske bare mein baba aaj gyaan faink faink ke pelenge. Khoob de dana dan. To ye mamla itna bhadak gaya ki youtube ke a well known creator carryminati ke channel se youtube ne wo video hi hata diya excuses deke kyunki ye to Aamir Siddhiqi carryminati ko pehle se bole ja raha tha ki     tera guru kaam khatam kara denge to sahi se reh. Aamir ka ye kehna koisa kam hai kya. Jo bole jaye tera content or channel udwa dunga bahut contact hain to band kar ye bakloli abhi ke abhi lekin sath mein ye kehkr ki bhai tik tok wale unity unity unity par chalet hain to kisi ke sath bura nahi karenge. To ye modi ji hai kya entertainers ko. Ki koi khilaaf bolde use latka do suli par. Nahi hain na. na hoga.

 

Ye mamla tab visphotit hua jab carryminati ne  tik tok trends se popular hue hue logo ko bekar cringe content keh diya. Of course bahut log tik tok par jo bhi karte ho, par kaafi sare karte to wahi jo carryminati ne kaha.

 

Ab ye banda, carryminati, ye aaj jo hai na youtube pr wo logo ka roast karke bana hai. Or sau baat ki ek baat ye hai, ki carryminati jaise roast sari duniya karne ki sochti baithi kursi pe apni par koi itna badhiya kaam kar nahi pata. Ye isiliye kyunki carryminati research puri karke karta or usko funniest way se dikhane ka sunane ke koshish karta hai jo experience usko itne time kaam lagatar karne se mila. Or baba jaise gyaani buddhijivio se comment or suggestion mein mila jisko wo or achcha content banata ja raha hai or baba to kehtba banate raho, jaagte raho… sona tuhaar kaam na ba, tik tok roastiyate raho.

 

Ab hua ye ki Amir Siddiqui dhamki dene laga carryminati ko ki tera channel band kara dunga or sath mein bole hum tik tok wale unity mein rehte hain hamesha. To unity khali gut ke liye hai kya?

Guthka opportunity suna deta kyunki har 3 line baad lagbhag iska unity ka halla shuru ho jata jaha pr ye carryminati ko sirf dhamkiya de raha hota. Jaise aankh ke badle aankh lena chahta or naak ke badle naak kyunki iski to carry ne kaat di jaise shurnakha ki kati thi.

 

Ab baat iski jo sahi lagi fer bhi wo ye ki personally baat kar li jaye or jo allow kare kuch bandhe haatho se karne ke liye to kar lo bhai roast. Nahi to aamir ka kehna hai ki ye tik tok banane wale sab chalo or youtube overtake karlo. Iski baato se lagna shuru ho humein ki fer bhi suljhi hui choti hai, pr iske khudke boli baat se palat ja rahe ek hi video mein to shaq ho jata ki bhai ye banda galt hai. Jo seedha bol kuch raha hai or sath ki sath aage ki lines mein ulta ekdum. Aise hi bhadakte dange humre des maa.

 

To bhakto baat, slip of jubaan hui gava,  mann ki baat, duniya walo, mann ki baat chakram baba ke sath, carryminati or aamir ki nikal to gayi, lekin usse ye dikhai deta ki kitna zyada maatha fudwa liya aamir ne unity to theee n ki power to the infinity tak keh kehke. Guru jab tum na jhagde karte, na galt shabd use karte, bahut shant dhairyavaan suljhe insaan ho, to aisa insaan dusre ke ek video pr channel pr kharabi ni karata, na itni bar unity ka naam leta jab khud ek kalakaar ko hi dhamkata hai ki ye karwa dunga wo karwa dunga.nisse to guru achcha influencer nahi kaha ja sakta. Hain ke nahi? Jisko jo kehna comment section mein kehna, sab padhega baba, baba bhi iski tarah dhairya ka ek roop hai.

 

To ye jo hai aamir siddhique tik tok wale gyaani humre, yehi dikhata ki aamir ko kitna chahiye carryminati khudkko or aage badhne ke liye. Ni to ek zara se machchar youtuber (laugh) ka india ka sabse liked n seen video hatwane ki kya zaroorat thi. Ye to gunda gardi hai. Ye unity nahi hai.

Or koi sahi main mila nahi iske sath unified iske. Bas jo bole ja raha bole ja raha. Ye lakshan to kulta biwiyo ke hote apni baat se palti mar leti jo. Jinke crime patrol mein kam episode aate.

 

Carryminati wahi karta jiske ke liye uska channel hai, baki to bhakto jiska jaisa opinion chalta social media pr wo waise hi chalayege. Tik tok wale khud bolte 2-3 content tik tok ke dus mint mein kar dete hain. Youtube pe proper video dalne ke liye taki wo optimize sahi se ho, itne chod chudane hote ki kai baar kai kai din lag jaate.

 

Baki mango man logo, aam logo, just stupid common man logo, in naseerudeen shah sir ki bhabhakti awaaz mein sunlo, kala har tarah ki hoti hai, zaroori ni uska har koi sahi hi use kare. Aamir ne carryminati ka record breaking video to hatwa diya kyunki usne ye dhamki apni sainkda number wali unity ke sentence ke beech mein deta raha tha jitney der iska video chala. Jab wo itna bada influencer hai, carryminati se bada to guru aisa kya darr lag gaya ki sare contact bhidake ye sab tucchi harkat karni pad gayi ise. Tum sala apne banao tik tok, carryminati ke kehne se kuch bigdega thodi tumhara agar usse zyada hardcore fan base tumhara hai. Ab Amitabh bachchan ko is umar mein Abhishek bachchan acting sikhaye to guru Amitabh bachchan sir gussa to ayega. Or isse tik tokiye ki sarp si dohri zubaan ka pata lagta jisse usne pata laga liya ki ye carryminati aisi waise cheez to na hai guru.

 

Influencer kon hai kon nahi chodho, unity support ke baat karne wala fer sahi se baat kare, shabd apne tameez se rakhe, ya iska kehna ye hai, ki artist sirf tik tok pr hote or youtube par nahi. Mehnat mashakkat youtube videos mein lagti hai zyada koi nayi jankari nahi hai ye. Kya pata us mehnat se bachne ke liye aise influencer tik tok pr zyada jaate. Maybe. Maybe not. Padhne wala jawaab ka khud zimeedar hai. Baba ne kisika theka ni le rakha. Or bhai carry to deta khoob gaali, tu itna bada star hai high level ka or itna supportive bhi to tujhe kya zaroorat pad gayi carryminati jitna girne ki apne naye videos mein to phail  youtube pr zyada rahe.

Hasyaytmak kataksha samvedanayo ka naash karne wala sentence tha to baba chakri ghumake uske angaro mein rassi koodke is chakri ki aag ko bujha de raha. Kahi koi influencer kea ag na lag jaaye.

Ye sare janlo youtube ke algorithm ke hisaab se bade or proper attractive consistent upload quality  wale video chalte hai. Na ki 10 second daal diya ki kon kitni door thook faink sakta, ya gu ke upar kood ke langdi taang kitne der reh sakta.

 

Ab ye to nahi chahta na koi ki carry bhai ghaghro pair ke dilli seher mein maahro ghaaghro jo ghumyo kare. Pr tik tok majority to “aa ghumyo” ooh ghumya karti mil hi jayegi. Dhamkiya dena ek creator ko kyunki tumhara pura platform sadme mein chala gaya ek bande k eek video ki wajah se to baba ko samajh aa gayi ki paisa ya engagement kitni ho lekin barkat wo nahi jo dikhana chahte tik tok ke celebrities sirf ek carryminati ke aage. Carryminati banega tik tok ka illuminati. Ban hi gaya waise to.

 

To ye to hai hai ki youtube ke ek bande ne itna zyada asar daal diya in sab high level high engagement high money gathering tik toker pe. Isi se pata agta kitni unity hai, jitni aamir kehta utni to nahi hai. Naa aamir ki apni baatein iski apni hi dusri baato se mel khaati. To aise bande pr kya vishwaas kar sakte ho tum log. Nahi na, nahi kar sakte. Ghar baithe hilate raho lekin usse kuch kiya to carryminati ne kiya aamir ya tik toker ne nahi.

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