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Corona Mein Kuch To Karo Na

Karo Na Roast or whatever you wanna call it. Stay Safe and Healthy. Take jokes as jokes and accept reality cuz the later you’ll accept the later you’ll pop out of your fairy tale world…

Karo Na ki is bahut hi zyada sankat ki gahdi mein, mera kuch ni badla waise, apna sab waisa hi set balki or badhiya, ab kabhi bahar jao bhi to insaan kam dikhte… mann shaant rehta usse… shri honey singh kahe the na geet mein apne ek bahut sadio pehle… teri chain chain chain chain…. Ab kallo tara rara… Karo Na Roast or whatever you wanna call it. Jo bhi hai kala urf art forms kaise bhi koi bhi ho, na chahkar majboor ek virus ne kar diya sabko maan ne ko ki haan bhai kala bhi itni faltu cheez nahi… virus kar raha lol sabko dekhke… Karona be like… aye goa ka plan bana na… are wo bade din se peene ni gaya… chal na rey… are wo gf ke liye special date pe ja na… mummy se paise leke… fer mummy ko ghar se nikalna tha shadi karke gf se… don’t change yo plans bruh… aye wo vaishnodevi ni jana… mata nahi bula rahi lagta… even vaishno mata be like… chalo rest mila… vrindavan, bangkok etc ya wo bagal wala ccd, mc d, kfc, haldiram, office, etc. Office to sirf wo miss kar rahe jinko ya to gharwalo se gaaliya pad rahi ya wo ab sutta pine ja ni pa rahe bahane khatam ho gaye bahar nikalne ke. roflmao. Aaj ke lockdown ke time par tum sab netflix, amazon prime, movies, tv shows, songs, music, videos etc dekhke hi time paas karke ji pa rahe… nahi to pakka kaafi log bina kisi cheez ke pagla chuke hote… waise ye sab art hi hoti… usi pe ji rahe tum sare… baki mereko balaji jana chahiye… and dekho soch mein shakti bahut… socho baith kar ab sab… or kar bhi ni sakte kuch… majbooran kuch to sochna padega ab… bwhahahah

Song/Roast/Spoken Word/Dark Humour/Stand Up Comedy/Funny Video
Sit Down Comedy/Comedian/Indian Rapper/Indian Poet/Indian Writer(published) Maa Da Laadla and proud of that.

Credits: Vocals/Lyrics/Audio (jo bhi kehlo fark kya padta, mere ko konsa kronikchand award de raha iske liye…) na main itna gareeb ki koi roye na utna ameer ki khareed lu yahi bekari hai meri.

I’m Lit and I Know It…

Music by Anno Domini Nation
Recorded, Mixed & Mastered at Heavenz Studio New Delhi
Video made and Editing by Chakram Baba

Audio Links: (dalenge tab de denge, filhal idhar ich sun lo)
LockDown Mein Kuch To Karo Na | Sit Down Comedy Roast | Real Talk | Pandemic 2020 | Kronik 969
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